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Maxwell Sellers — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:51:26 +0000

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Maxwell Sellers — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:46:15 +0000

“Holy shit! That really was a banana in your pocket.”

Maxwell Sellers — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:29:47 +0000

“Honey, if I wanted your opinion on the situation we wouldn’t be finding ourselves in Baltimore.”

Maxwell Sellers — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:26:28 +0000

“Oh! I thought you said BLEEKER Street!”

Maxwell Sellers — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:24:52 +0000

“Now that I have my Sbarro I am FURIOUS!”

Maxwell Sellers — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:57:06 +0000

Guy 1: “My girlfriend and I are getting married.”

Guy 2: “Really, why?”

Guy 1: “My girlfriend is pregnant.”

Guy 2: “Oh shit.”

Guy 1: “Oh. And because I love her.”

Guy 2: “And she is pregnant.”

Guy 1: “Yeah. I don’t get it man. She shouldn’t be pregnant. I got like, 8 god damn vasectomies.”

Maxwell Sellers — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:56:31 +0000

Guy 1: “Hey did you read that article in the New York Times?”

Guy 2: “Yup.”

Guy 1: “How do you know which one I was referring to.”

Guy 2: “I read the whole paper.”

Guy 1: “But I didn’t say which day’s issue it was.”

Guy 2: “There is more than one?”

Guy 1: “Issues of the New York Times?”

Guy 2: “No. Day.”

Maxwell Sellers — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:12:36 +0000

Maxwell Sellers — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:12:07 +0000

Maxwell Sellers — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:11:49 +0000