New Code Name

From now on call me “Jet Dawg.”

Rapist, not Raper

Today I overheard somebody talking to his date in the booth behind me at Arby’s.  He was telling her that he hates it when people say her is a raper. Apparently, the politically correct term is “rapist.” Those who rape feel that the word “raper” implies that there is also a “rapee.” To them that just implies far too much that there are victims to their actions. “Rapist” makes them sound like a state of being. Such as, “Hi. My name is Eric and I am a rapist.” Just your small town boy, and he just happens to rape people. That’s just how he is. Live and let live, is how they want you to see it. I don’t know about you, but I say political correctness is stupid. I mean, just the other day some black guy called me a cracker, and I couldn’t say anything! 

Listen Up!

I’m not here to fucking entertain you people!

The Weirdest Thing Happened Today

I was talking to Pat about my Facebook account today on the subway. It wasn’t about the fact that I have a Facebook, but rather all the drama that has been going down on it lately. I was telling him how I saw that Joyce’s Relationship Status changed yesterday from “Single” to “Married to Dave Pennington.” Now, you might not know this, but Pat definitely knows this. I HATE Dave Pennington. Hate like how Palestinians hate Israelis hate. I’ve also known for a while that Joyce loves him. It isn’t something I like, but it has become a torn in the side of my life that I live with.  To be honest, I used to take comfort in the fact that he used to fuck her and then never want to speak to her until the next time he wanted sex, because then at least I know it will never progress past that. Yeah, it made her sad and everything, but I never lost any sleep. Now that he seems to be interested in her. She’s been a lot happier, but I have been going nuts. When I saw that she went from not dating anyone to married to this asshole I lost it. I mean, I know that they didn’t literally get married, but normally people put that down when they are in a serious relationship to put stress behind it. But sometimes close friends put it down sarcastically. Which is it? It is driving me nuts! Who sent the relationship request first? Did the other person spend a lot of time thinking about it or did they accept the request right away? Should I say I am married to somebody to make her jealous? 
Once I was done saying all of that everyone on the train got up and applauded.

Boo Achievement

In a move against productivity, I am not going to post today.

Rich kids

Richie McMoneybags is more like it!

Dear super tech savvy readers,

Do any of you know where I can get a phonograpg? I have a few copies of Butch Cassiday and the Sundance Kid on five inch (diameter of cylinder) that I am just sitting on.

Dear tech-savvy readership,

Do any of you know where I can get a Betamax player? I have a few copies of Butch Cassiday and the Sundance Kid on half inch that I am just sitting on.

New Years Resolution’s: 2008

• maintain my New Year’s resolutions

First!

The world ended today. Total bummer. Really brought my day down from, like, a 7 to a 2.