Overheard in My Head 2

February 11, 2008

Guy 1: “My girlfriend and I are getting married.”

Guy 2: “Really, why?”

Guy 1: “My girlfriend is pregnant.”

Guy 2: “Oh shit.”

Guy 1: “Oh. And because I love her.”

Guy 2: “And she is pregnant.”

Guy 1: “Yeah. I don’t get it man. She shouldn’t be pregnant. I got like, 8 god damn vasectomies.”

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