Overheard in My Head 2
February 11, 2008
Guy 1: “My girlfriend and I are getting married.”
Guy 2: “Really, why?”
Guy 1: “My girlfriend is pregnant.”
Guy 2: “Oh shit.”
Guy 1: “Oh. And because I love her.”
Guy 2: “And she is pregnant.”
Guy 1: “Yeah. I don’t get it man. She shouldn’t be pregnant. I got like, 8 god damn vasectomies.”