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February 20, 2008
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February 19, 2008
“Holy shit! That really was a banana in your pocket.”
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February 18, 2008
“Honey, if I wanted your opinion on the situation we wouldn’t be finding ourselves in Baltimore.”
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February 18, 2008
“Oh! I thought you said BLEEKER Street!”
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February 18, 2008
“Now that I have my Sbarro I am FURIOUS!”
Overheard in My Head 2
February 11, 2008
Guy 1: “My girlfriend and I are getting married.”
Guy 2: “Really, why?”
Guy 1: “My girlfriend is pregnant.”
Guy 2: “Oh shit.”
Guy 1: “Oh. And because I love her.”
Guy 2: “And she is pregnant.”
Guy 1: “Yeah. I don’t get it man. She shouldn’t be pregnant. I got like, 8 god damn vasectomies.”
Overheard in My Head
February 10, 2008
Guy 1: “Hey did you read that article in the New York Times?”
Guy 2: “Yup.”
Guy 1: “How do you know which one I was referring to.”
Guy 2: “I read the whole paper.”
Guy 1: “But I didn’t say which day’s issue it was.”
Guy 2: “There is more than one?”
Guy 1: “Issues of the New York Times?”
Guy 2: “No. Day.”
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February 9, 2008
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February 9, 2008
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February 9, 2008