“…”

“Holy shit! That really was a banana in your pocket.”

“Honey, if I wanted your opinion on the situation we wouldn’t be finding ourselves in Baltimore.”

“Oh! I thought you said BLEEKER Street!”

Funny Captions Sans Pictures

February 18, 2008

“Now that I have my Sbarro I am FURIOUS!”

Overheard in My Head 2

February 11, 2008

Guy 1: “My girlfriend and I are getting married.”

Guy 2: “Really, why?”

Guy 1: “My girlfriend is pregnant.”

Guy 2: “Oh shit.”

Guy 1: “Oh. And because I love her.”

Guy 2: “And she is pregnant.”

Guy 1: “Yeah. I don’t get it man. She shouldn’t be pregnant. I got like, 8 god damn vasectomies.”

Overheard in My Head

February 10, 2008

Guy 1: “Hey did you read that article in the New York Times?”

Guy 2: “Yup.”

Guy 1: “How do you know which one I was referring to.”

Guy 2: “I read the whole paper.”

Guy 1: “But I didn’t say which day’s issue it was.”

Guy 2: “There is more than one?”

Guy 1: “Issues of the New York Times?”

Guy 2: “No. Day.”

Laughing Babies 16

February 9, 2008

Laughing Babies 15

February 9, 2008

Laughing Babies 14

February 9, 2008